malescum

"Today is MASSIVE guys-are-nothing-but-scums-of-the-earth-day" (even the cute ones)

i was at canteen 3 with ness and elizabeth, for great preh-tarhh, cheese preh-tarh to be exact. and for the first time in my life at ngee ann, i saw a cute guy. he was cute. he was cute. and he was cute. and it's not that my standards for lookeroos are very high. most guys in ngee ann are aboutt, 20%. THIS guy was 55%! THUS this one was eye candy. as pathetic as i sound, but yes. oogled at him while getting a table, oogled somemore while queueing up for prata, oogled again while walking back to table (liz caught me), and oogled while eating and talking. after a while, he turned towards his friends sitting next to him, in other words, facing a teeny weeny bit more towards me. ah the joy. i got frustrated at my prata and curry cuz the curry today to be awfully watery. SO, i folded a carved a huge chunk out and jabbed my fork through and stuffed it into my mouth rather barbaricly. (good writers usually have bad spelling so says Mr Sharpe)And to my horror, i saw that guy staring straight at me behaving extremely unladylike. so i spat the piece of prata out, back onto my plate, in shock.

after a nice 15 minutes of fantasising uh, looking. he got up with his friends and left. liz went 'ohmygod' or smthn to that extent. i looked up and saw the most hideous thing ever. a pair of bright-red rimmed sunnies perched on his nose! firstly, it was an ugly ugly pair of sunglasses, and secondly. it hid the nicest part of him. his eyes and eyebrows. worst thing was, he was walking with THAT bounce. the i-am-so-cool-hot-and-hunky-that-i-think-i-ought-to-be-worshipped bounce. nothing turns a girl off more, than THAT type of saunter.

some other dick in the bus too. but im too angry still to talk about him. brief then. besides the fact that he was SO RUDE and pushed past me to get onto the bus which took 45 minutes to CUM. he reeked oh-so-badly. he sat next to me on the bus, with me squashed at the window, because i didnt want to touch him, any part of his garments or laptop bag. everytime i breathed in (though my neck was craned, and nose, just mere mm's away from the glass) his stench his my poor notrils like an atomic bomb. it was so bad that i could actually see the electric signals in my brain going berzerk with every inhalation. plump and ugly, he was. still single and probably living with his parents. a slob with high self-efficacy and low self-esteem, as he hopped off the bus and shuffled his way home, eyes glued to his feet. awwwh.

nes, dhaniah and i were trudging up mount ngee ann, when the little buggy full of mats inched up at the same pace as us. calling and waving, smiling and laughing, very cheekily too. i HATE that.

another one that annoyed the hell out of me. happened at home, when i was online.

i told the person that he was disgustingly narcississtic. and it wasnt just because of him having a self-loving picture up as his MSN display picture, but also because of his friendster account. all 6 of him. him alone. 6 diff smiles and scowls. oooh. scowling! incredibly, uh, hunky. but honestly, i found it a major loser and self-absorbed thing to do. which he is. plus, i've seen more than just that. his computer. lots of folders, lots of subfolders. a lot of his-face-only pictures. taken at home, with his own hands. vain? vain. but i guess thats the only thing his hands were good for. HAH.

what he said : pms time issit? ^^

issit kEwL to use issits? like, whatever.

but anyway, here's something i stole off the net. well, sorta. take a peek! HOT eh!



the indian transvestites reaction : HAHAHAHQAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHY IS HIS FOREHEAD SO BIG!
IT LOOKS LIKE ITS BALDING
hes trying to get that smouldering look right!
ITS BLURRY!
because he wants to make his eyes look smoky?
IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A BAD HAND AT PHOTOGRAPHY

me :

hahahaha.

enough griped said.