'craze on my lips, and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie'

phrase by william shakespeare.. so cool eh? besides coming up with lovey dovey romanctic lines of soliloquies and such, he comes up with non-disgusting horny lines of passion too! it actually makes sex sound decent.. haha.. yes, i am still the grossed out nun.. turning into eleanor! gosh.. eh, i am so totally in love with shakespeare.. i love you shakie darling..

today in brief.. leg cramped twice while in the pool during life saving training.. didnt get saved by the board the first time, the coach threw it too far away.. haha.. remembered the time when both legs cramped in sean's grandparents condo's pool. with tif sitting in the shade reading a book and sean laughing his head off.. tif tries to pull me up, sean tried pushing, im screaming in agony.. seans gets out of pool.. gets handphone.. instead of calling an ambulance, he records me.. 'OWW.. my FOOT.. my FOOT.. dont let -gggAAARGH- tiffany cheong! my FOOT.. fuck.. oww.. ' very nice sean.. thought about that while struggling to get to the edge of the pool, burst out laughing and choked on water that shot up my nose.. HUR..

psyched up enough courage to call kz.. ugh.. the immature rivalry between m1 and starhub.. sms's always lost.. no it wasnt cuz my phone dropped onto the floor kz! heh.. its always nice to hear his voice.. heh..

going mad doing this speech now.. trying not to pay any attention to my msn.. perhaps it would be wise for mum to lock the internet as she's been threatening to..

she was on the phone with dad, who's in shanghai.. it was 11.30 when he hadnt called her from his hotel room.. i love grand hyatt shanghai.. so anyway, she calls and calls and calls his handphone.. he didnt pick up.. hang up and punched the numbers in again.. pressing them spitefully, harder and harder.. how irritating can a woman get.. snapped at her, telling her that he'll call back when he checks his phone.. she retreated back to her room.. dad calls back in 5 minutes.. he was drinking with his colleagues.. nothing wrong right.. she was like 'any girls there?' like, thats so demanding, and plain IRRITATING.. even if there was, like, umm, so? even if there was, like, would dad say a yes, and get his ears chewed off by my mum 1000 miles away? not even i would say a yes.. later on she's like, 'be faithful' did i mention HOW irritated i got for my poor dad?! urghhh.. when they were hanging up, she was like, 'i love you', apparently, dad didnt reply the awaited 'i love you too', so mum repeated it more forcefully, gritted teeth and all that.. dad got the message and probably said what she wanted to hear.. think mum wanted him to say it so that the imaginary china women would know he's married, and hopefully back off.. right.. china women dont care about who's married or not mum.. gosh.. she can be so annoying sometimes.. urghh.. poor dad.. he once told me, on woman was enough to handle, like he would get another one huh..

my mums quiche ROCKS.. ooh.. saving my other one for tomorrow.. potato salad.. mm..

i hate steven lim. the author of singapore ghost stories.. what a huge loser with an inflated ego, i swear ah, he probably thinks his puny-ass penis inflates to a size bigger than his ego or something.. paedophile.. 28 year old guy, who knows nothing of love, going out with a 16 year old aCt cUte CuTe vErI kAwAiI gEr.. sf and i think they've had sex.. though i wonder who fucked who.. i cant stand the way he strokes himself.. urgh.. i honestly retched just now.. okay, maybe like, gagged.. im so grossed out by him.. ew? just go check out his blog/web/whatever. i can hear my stomach churning..

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nude pictures courtesy of duke hanson, england..