Monday, June 21, 2004

today was ngee ann poly's international student's orientation. which i knew from the start that it would be totally lame. and that it would be made up of mostly chingchong china people. hur. both my predictions wwere right. i got there. and i was like, whoa. chinese chinese everywhere! i was disgusted. definitely cuz of that chingchong china man stalker loony bin guy. i feel bad for discriminating against my own race. but, heh. they drive me up the wall. i;ve had my experience with china people. not just that stalker one. enough said. they gave FREE GOODIE BAGS! wow! it was freaking heavy. i was like, wondering what the hell was inside. opened the bag. cans of vegetable juice and TONIC SOUP?!? hur. took two pieces of paper, and threw everything else away. oh, i did take another piece of paper. discount coupons for use at orchard. HAH! im becoming so KIAMSIAP. just like tiffiedarling.tsktsk.. your influence girl! but, i threw that away later on.. the discounts were at lame stores, and you had to spend at least 100 bucks? HUR. anyway, the orientation was really lame. it was about using english. the teacher kept going on and on about singapore and lew kuan yew.. about bringing the international students on a tour around singapore. to see, the GREAT MERLION, the parliment house, little india, china town.. laa and laa.. okay, it was a good talk for china people cuz they've never seen or been around singapore before. but to me, the rebel teenager, it was lame, stupid and irritating. try adding on the fact that i was sleepy, tired and grouchy, also add on the facts i was there a lone, surounded by chingchong people who spoke really loudly and irritatingly.. and stupid chingchong china guys, who think they look so cool, being so white, so skinny and having that mopic look. stupid ignorant buggers. i was like, soooooooooo pissed. but nevermind. yes, i'll admit, im racist against mainlander chinese. heh.. give you an example, wearing winnie the pooh pants are cool. they also had a talk about essential skills.. like, learning how not to enrage singapore natives, homo ahbeng sapiens, by staring at them, to ensure you enjoy your study life here in wonderful sunny tropical island singapore. made to wear a sticker with our name on it, which i didnt wear of course. but it as as though we'll get lost on campus and since we're unable to communicate with the natives of signapore about where we have to get to, thi magical paper will automatically notify the person that you cant speak english, and enjoy saliva being spit int your hair by fellow ching chong comrades. hail chairman mao! one of them DID say that. they had loads of prezzies on the table. maybe when they ask questions during 'ask-the-questions' time, in comprehensible english, they'll get prizes. cool way to help them fit into the language comfortably dont you reckon. examples of the quiz questions. first one was 'the sum of two numbers is 105. one is half the other, what two numbers are they?' they found it easy, praise the Lord, so the teach decided to give them a HARD question. 'what do john the baptist and winnie the pooh have in common?' one of them proudly shouted out the answer 'THEY BOTH EAT HONEY'. that dear soul was given a prize for trying. good on you nameless honey-freak. the answer was 'they both have the middle name, THE' i was... amazed. enough said.

thought i would be able to last till 2. but couldnt. left during tea break. 1030. threw the goodie bag away and headed to macs for breakfast, and to wait for kz. laa. laa. it's nice to chill out alone sometimes. to watch the world go by. people studying. people eating. talking. playing. laughing. wrote a long entry in my book. wrote out a shopping list. day dreamed. shat. noticed cute guys. acjc ones. haha. shant go into furthur detail. told him not to skip math, but he did anyway. supposed to go to the gym. but i was tired. went to his place. i beat him in body wrestling. BUAHAHHA.. wuss! he gave an excuse like, he gave me chances.. like i would believe that kwanzheng! haha.. i know where he's ticklish too.. cool day tday.. the end. going to watch Kill Bill volume two now.

totally energized now. *winks. haha.. oh, kz's classmate, is my very close family friend's neighbour. small world. that guy is my ex class mate in oi.. small world.