friendster weirdos..

back to the age when sean and i sieve through friendster in the wee hours of the morning for the weirdest, craziest, most embarrassing sort of people.. people, who think they're so kewl, sO cUtE cUtE wAnX, or just priding in being plain slutty sort of people.. names like, bitch, (ok, fine), majorbitch (ok fine), beeetch (oh- KAY, fine), dui.bu.qi. (nothing to say), pornstarz (ohkay, fINE), cOnDomGaL (whoa.... now, THAT's just wrong) my GOD.. i mean seriously, the first thing i thought about when i opened the page was like, what.. she has a thing for semen covered condoms? or like, wearing condoms over her head? okay, yes, gross.. but i was imgining that.. i meanugh.. worst thing is, they think its COOL.. its IN.. such degrading sort of names is actually cool.. cOnDomGal : "yEsH i lOvE cOnDoMs.. kEkEx.. eSpEcIalLy tHe rIbBeD sTrAwBeRrY oNes.. pLeAzE fUcK mI" eeks.. yucks yucks yucks.. or those ever so disgusting sort of guys who message you all the time.. 'can we be friend?' eewww... sean!! i cant believe this sort of people exist!!

heehee = heex
girl = ger
is = ish
fuck = farkx
stupid = toopid
good regular chick = guai galgal
always = owaes
but then (note, even this is not acceptable english) = budden
so (to emphasize on something) = sOoOoOoOoOo
friends = fWeNz
very = vErI/ bErI
yup = yap
yupyup (note, repeating words again and again, totally unacceptable) = yap yap
also = oSo
talk = tOk
with = wib
time = tym
think = tInK
much = mUcHiEex
bitch = bYtCh/bEeEcH
sucks = sUx
me = mi/moi (note, pronounciation 'moey')
unknown dirivation of certain words
-kEkEx - hOneStLy sPeAkInG, do pPl aCtuAlI lUfF lYk dAt?
-wOrX
-bUaiXx
-bUaIxbUaIxX
-gOoDiEbUaIxX

oh my fucking god.. sean just sent me one of them.. eww.. fucking hell.. its actually cute to take neoprints and poke a finger in your cheek, show the side view of your other cheek, wink and close your already puny eye.. stare right into the camera, pout your lips, puff up your cheeks, raise your eyebrows.. yes.. YES!! you've got the 'help, im an innocent little girl who seriously needs a good fuck to wake up from my sweet litttle dream of thinking dAt tYpiN lYk tIs iS vErI kEwL'

cant get over condomgal.. 4 am now.. still online..